femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

(via anchored-thought)

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

image

(via trust)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via trust)

somni:

Loco.

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

(via panicatthedickhole)

xspiritdesire:

For a good three weeks i felt okay about my appearance but now i just feel like a fat whale

(via sailordrunkmoon)